One night I was craving a story. Some folks want midnight popcorn or dry documentaries. I wanted a fresh picked story.
Who would share a story?
Those who knew that they had nothing better to do with their time.
The bored of the internet.
Where do the bored gather in unison on late weekday
night?
The Craigslist Personals.
I'll Make You a Sandwich - 19
(Ballard)
I've got tonight free. Just need someone to hang out with.
I'm 5' 3.5", 113 lbs.
Looking for a guy who will....
Ok.
Actually I want your stories. Send me an email. I want to hear your
story. Any story. Your thoughts.
Stories of...
- You buying a pineapple
- The last girl being a....
- How awkward it is to see your parents
- Digging in the dirt as a child
Any story. One story.
Please consider sharing it with me.
I even added a picture.
How could you not want to share your picture with Optimus Prime?
Just shoot me an email. You have nothing to loose. And if you're bored
and lonely enough to be on Craigslist, you must have the time to share
your story and at least have some sort of human contact this evening.
I'll write back. Certainly will.
Included was a shot of me as Optimus Prime, my true identity.
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